*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*
her lips were like sugar
her eyes smelt of barley
cigarettes in the moonlight
gray is my favorite color
hilarious. cannot believe i haven’t seen this image before today.
me when someone underage brags about drinking: im going to go to cop school just so I can personally arrest you
"Hello, welcome to Starbucks."
"Hi, I’ve never had coffee before. Could you please explain the key differences between all of your different coffee selections. Spare no detail."
this literally happens.